Monday, September 25, 2006

‘Christian’ nation.

I’ve been reading Richard Dawkins’s new book, The God Delusion, a fuller and much more satisfying dissection of the relative merits of religious belief and unbelief than Sam Harris’s Letter to a Christian Nation, also just published. At one point Dawkins quotes from a treaty–drafted in 1796 by George Washington’s administration and put into effect in 1797 by John Adams–between the United States and Tripoli. Think of this the next time you hear someone justifying some form of religious bigotry or discrimination by claiming it’s in harmony with the spirit of America’s founding and character as ”a Christian nation.”

As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

Dawkins goes on to adduce a number of patently secular, if not atheistic, declarations by the likes of Jefferson, Madison, Franklin, and Adams–and a truly heartening, uncompromising assertion of secularism in public policy by “Mr. Conservative” Barry Goldwater. 

 

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Sports and weather at the same time.

A further contribution to the joy of life from my sole male heir. (Another bull’s eye, Dave.) 
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Pimp my cube.

“[C]hains are but an ill wearing, how much care soever hath been taken to file and polish them.” — John Locke, An Essay Concerning Certain False Principles

“The Cool Cubicle” — Yahoo!Finance

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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Enough!

Watching this clip made my day. Your turn.

(Thanks again, Dave!)

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Man Booker.

I was a little disappointed this morning to see that David Mitchell’s Black Swan Green, long-listed for the 2006 Man Booker Prize in August, did not make the short list and is thus out of the running. I don’t have any real grounds to object, in truth, having only just started Black Swan Green and having read not a word of any of the six other short-listed writers. But, as I’ve said recently, Mitchell’s first three novels, two of which did make the Booker short list in the years of their publication, are superior pieces of work–especially Clould Atlas, his third. And Black Swan Green, though very different from Mitchell’s three earlier books, testifies from its first pages to his phenomenal talent. It also seems that most of the literary-prize handicappers in the UK expected Mitchell to win the Booker this year, which would have done something to wash away the ignominy of last year’s terrible choice, John Banville’s The Sea. But it was not to be. I might mention that Black Swan Green does have something in common with The Sea, namely a 12-year-old protagonist. UniBrow cultists will remember the many problems we had with Banville’s book. At one point we found Banville losing control over his sexually inexperienced 12-year-old creation by placing inside his head implausibly specific knowledge of the sexual act (go to the end of this post for the particulars). An instructive comparison presents itself by reading the Banville alongside this passage from Black Swan Green:

Nobody’d be out on the frozen lake, I’d suspected, and there wasn’t a soul. Superman II was on TV. I’d seen it at Malvern Cinema about two years ago on Neal Brose’s birthday. It wasn’t bad but not worth sacrificing my own private frozen lake for. Clark Kent gives up his powers just to have sexual intercourse with Lois Lane in a glittery bed. Who’d make such a stupid swap? If you could fly? Deflect nuclear missiles into space? Turn back time by spinning the planet in reverse? Sexual intercourse can’t be that good.

Now that’s a 12-year-old.  

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Woodyism.

A New Republic column by the indispensable Leon Wieseltier on the varieties of realism–apropos of the Bush Administration, the Iraq War, and (mercilessly, hilarously) Woody Allen. You may not be able to get to to it without a TNR subscription, so here’s the portion on Allen:

As I was assembling my little inventory of realisms, I came upon still another one, even bleaker and more disillusioned. “You do the best you can within the concentration camp,” Woody Allen told a reporter from The Washington Post. I had no idea the East Side was so bad. “If you face reality too much,” he added dolorously, “it kills you. … It’s just an awful thing, and in that context you’ve got to find an answer to the question: why go on?” And so on in the same undergraduate vein, just more of Allen’s bargain-basement despair–but then he explained the character of the darkness. “Once you get up in years, like seventies, there’s nothing good about it. The dynamite women you see on the street, that world is gone to you. … One of the great pastimes of my life was eying girls in short skirts, and that’s gone. … I’m not in bed with any of them.” So that’s it: nobody is coming upstairs to see his kvetchings. He isn’t getting laid and it’s Auschwitz. This is not what Primo Levi had in mind. It is also a curious complaint for a married man to make; but realism is realism. Allen concluded with this lasting reflection on the human condition: “Warren Beatty once said to me many years ago, being a star is like being in a whorehouse with a credit card, and I never found that. For me, it was like being in a whorehouse with a credit card that has expired.” Give the man a Gitane! Why do people continue to honor this morbid fool? What is so fascinating about his corduroy puerility? In any event, we must now expand the ranks of the undeceived, and to democratic realism, progressive realism, and ethical realism add penile realism. Compared to him, however, we are all idealists. 

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Martin Amis.

The Observer runs a brilliant and lengthy essay by Martin Amis on Islamic extremism, or”Islamism.” Here are a few pearls:

Until recently it was being said that what we are confronted with, here, is ‘a civil war’ within Islam. That’s what all this was supposed to be: not a clash of civilisations or anything like that, but a civil war within Islam. Well, the civil war appears to be over. And Islamism won it. The loser, moderate Islam, is always deceptively well-represented on the level of the op-ed page and the public debate; elsewhere, it is supine and inaudible. We are not hearing from moderate Islam. Whereas Islamism, as a mover and shaper of world events, is pretty well all there is.

And:

The age of terror, I suspect, will also be remembered as the age of boredom. Not the kind of boredom that afflicts the blasé and the effete, but a superboredom, rounding out and complementing the superterror of suicide-mass murder. And although we will eventually prevail in the war against terror, or will reduce it, as Mailer says, to ‘a tolerable level’ (this phrase will stick, and will be used by politicians, with quiet pride), we haven’t got a chance in the war against boredom. Because boredom is something that the enemy doesn’t feel. To be clear: the opposite of religious belief is not atheism or secularism or humanism. It is not an ‘ism’. It is independence of mind–that’s all. When I refer to the age of boredom, I am not thinking of airport queues and subway searches. I mean the global confrontation with the dependent mind.

On Bush and Rumsfeld, and the wrong turn in the Iraq War:

The fatal turn was the American President’s all too palpable submission to the intoxicant of power. His walk, his voice, his idiom, right up to his mortifying appearance in the flight suit on the aircraft-carrier, USS Abraham Lincoln (’Mission Accomplished’)–every dash and comma in his body language betrayed the unscrupulous confidence of the power surge. … Rumsfeld, too, visibly succumbed to it. On television, at this time, he looked as though he had just worked his way through a snowball of cocaine. ‘Stuff happens,’ he said, when asked about the looting of the Mesopotamian heritage in Baghdad–the remark of a man not just corrupted but floridly vulgarised by power.

And:

All religions are violent; and all ideologies are violent. Even Westernism, so impeccably bland, has violence glinting within it. This is because any belief system involves a degree of illusion, and therefore cannot be defended by mind alone. When challenged, or affronted, the believer’s response is hormonal; and the subsequent collision will be one between a brain and a cat’s cradle of glands. I will never forget the look on the gatekeeper’s face, at the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, when I suggested, perhaps rather airily, that he skip some calendric prohibition and let me in anyway. His expression, previously cordial and cold, became a mask; and the mask was saying that killing me, my wife, and my children was something for which he now had warrant. I knew then that the phrase ‘deeply religious’ was a grave abuse of that adverb. Something isn’t deep just because it’s all that is there; it is more like a varnish on a vacuum. Millennial Islamism is an ideology superimposed upon a religion–illusion upon illusion. It is not merely violent in tendency. Violence is all that is there. 

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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Gunter Grass III.

Bernard-Henri Levy on the Gunter Grass scandal. A taste:

I feel sorry for John Irving, who clings to his admiration for this “hero,” this “moral compass,” this example. If Grass remains an example, it’s of the iron law that admits few exceptions: amnesia is destiny. There are gaps of memory that are black holes, gulfs where the very worst churns and quickens. To reduce a lie of this caliber, as Grass has done, to a detail that was an error of youth is like an obscure spark, a tumor, which irradiates a life and diffuses its light and poison throughout.  

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Saturday, September 9, 2006

Jonathan Franzen.

In her recent volume of essays, The Din in the Head, Cynthia Ozick includes a piece titled “Highbrow Blues” whose point of departure is the Jonathan Franzen-Oprah Winfrey dust-up from a few years back. As you may remember, Oprah selected Franzen’s novel The Corrections as her book of the month (or whatever), and Franzen vented his ambivalence in the media, along the way throwing in the disobliging remark that Oprah’s picks tended to be ”schmaltzy, one-dimensional” works that made him “cringe.” Franzen would have you know that he doesn’t write Johnny-one-note schmaltz; to the contrary, he notoriously intoned, “I feel like I’m solidly in the high-art literary tradition.”

Many boots, metaphorically speaking, found Franzen’s groin after that one. My god, what an elitist. What a preening snob. And I have to admit (speaking of cringing) that I recoiled a bit myself. Something about the baldness of it, the self-satisfaction, smacked of imposture, even though I do believe that there is high-art literary material that reason can clearly distinguish from the sort of book Oprah typically picks. (I have to take my hat off to her, though, for last year’s “Summer of Faulkner.” It’s probably safe to say that tens of thousands of people who otherwise would never have touched a Faulkner novel were exposed to one of the highest of the high-art literary tradition’s high priests, and may have gotten something out of it, too, thanks to her.) Franzen later sought to mend fences and agreed to go on Oprah’s show, but by then she had already disinvited him.

Ozick, I was glad to see, had the same discomfort I did with Franzen’s comment. She puts it this way:

Like I’m solidly in the high-art literary tradition. Never mind that the “high-art literary tradition” generally shuns the use of “like” as a conjunction: the remark was off the cuff, presumably under a journalist’s pressure, and nothing if not informal. It was the telltale phrase itself–the high-art literary tradition–that shot Franzen through the cannon of doleful celebrity, if not into the Western canon. What did it mean? What was it? Why did it sound so awkward, so out of tune, so self-conscious, so–one hesitates to say–jejune? Why did it have the effect of a very young man attempting to talk like the grownups? And [here she gets to the interesting point] what had become of those grownups anyhow? Why were they, by and large, no longer on the scene–so little on the scene, in fact, and so little in anyone’s thoughts or vocabulary, that a locution like high-art literary tradition took on the chirp of mimicry, or archaism?

What, why, and where indeed–especially where. Who today will speak up for that tradition with full throat and without apology the way Mailer and Sontag used to? Love them or hate them–and I love and hate both Mailer and Sontag–they and a few others like them had a place in the culture that, as many have noted, no artist or intellectual can claim today. You probably have to go back 30 years for a glimpse of that lost world, the world you enter through, say, Mailer’s The Armies of the Night. Imagine three writers of the present moment comparable in stature and seriousness to Mailer, Robert Lowell, and Dwight Macdonald being principal figures of media interest in an anti-war march on the Pentagon. It’s impossible. Today instead of Mailer, Lowell, and Macdonald we have Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, and Martin Sheen. Instead of Dick Cavett we have Bill Maher. And if it’s the engage artist we seek, we have to settle for the bleached mummeries of a bigot in liberal’s clothing named Jane Smiley–Mailer’s equal in nothing save possibly self-promotion. That’s why Franzen’s comment was such a lightning rod. No one dares talk that way anymore out in the open. Even people sympathetic to what he was trying to say found themselves wincing at it.

I’m really not as old as I sound. In fact I’m not even old enough to remember that lost world all that clearly. But that’s what books and documentaries are for–no?–books like The Din in the Head, whose author is plenty old enough to remember those days:

Only a short while before the Franzen brouhaha, Philip Roth published a little volume called Shop Talk: A Writer and His Colleagues Discuss Their Work. … A writer of Roth’s stature–one of the shapers of the novel in our time–engaging with ten of the significant literary figures of the twentieth century!

Fifty years ago, we can be sure, this would have been taken as an Event, as a cultural marker, as an occasion for heating up New York’s literary stewpots as much as, or even more than, Franzen’s explosive–and ephemeral–wistfulness. … What is notable is that Shop Talk was not notable. It was born into silence.

And back to Franzen. It’s just possible of course that he sounded like a self-infatuated jerk because he really is one. Loath as I am to take on faith anything Michiko Kakutani says, I’d say the odds are she’s on the money with Franzen’s new memoir, The Discomfort Zone, which she reviewed a week or so ago. I’ve never read any of Franzen’s fiction, just an essay here and there (one of them a whiney piece in Harper’s lamenting the marginality of artists like himself). But the quotes Kakutani produces from this book paint a stark picture of a prize ass. Hit the link and see for yourself.

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Washington’s rules of civility.

Rule No. 32:

To one that is your equal, or not much inferior, you are to give the chief place in your lodging; and he to who it is offered ought at the first to refuse it, but at the second to accept, though not without acknowledging his own unworthiness.

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